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Devious Journal Entry

Thu Oct 22, 2009, 12:47 PM
  • Mood: Dominance
  • Listening to: Train Madness-cheshyre
  • Reading: From a Buick 8
  • Watching: Adult Swim Video
  • Playing: FARROUT TREE
  • Eating: My own words
  • Drinking: Explosions
NEWS, UPDATES, NEW ART, MY PITIFUL LIFE, AND GENERAL, UNCENSORED ME

-10/22/09-
Sorry. I'm playing Fallout Tree to much to screw around here. I am workin' on somethin', doe.
SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKK KKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(not really doe)

-10/9/09- 8:18 PM
Should of done this a long time ago. Check my gallery for MADNESS.

-9/27/09-
By shitload, I was talking about stuff in a sketch book that I can't scan because it's too friggin' big. I can't rip stuff out of it either because I use it for an art class I'm taking. It's got my best stuff in it too.

Shame.

I is playing ODST.
High Score~399,000 with a friend of mine on normal. I got ~190,000 of it.

-9/23/09-
MOAR MADNESS.
Ah, yes Madness Day '09 was yesterday on Newgrounds
If you don't know what that is...well, I'm sorry but f**k you. Seriously. Madness.
D'hell is wrong with you.

I have a SHITLOAD of sketches I need to post. Yeah, really, I just said that. I have something to submit. Oh, I just love the world.

NOT GAY.

-8/24/09-
How could I have let this slip by me? I'm an idiot.

Anyway, I was right, well, in theory anyway, and it's true.

Is anyone familar with Rule 34? I didn't make this up, there is a list of internet rules out there, and they are TRUEST LAW.
I just like internet rule 34.

Rule 34 states that there is pornographic or sexualy-related material for ANY subject.
-any characater from a book, movie, TV show (anime or cartoon), videogame
-any person*, animal(You know I love this)**, or object in the universe that hummanity knows about
-any act that a person, animal, or object can do

*-"What about just some random guy or even me? There can't be porn about me!" you ask so stupidly. Individual people count as a singular species which we can screw-the exception is famous people.
**-Sarcasm stupid.

Related rules-35, 36, 88, 76, 75


-8/24/09-
To the one or two people who frequent this page, I beleive now that classes have started again, I will be more gone than I am now. I don't have any current arts or animations in the works, so it will be awhile before I grace the internet with something wonderful.

Fallout: Game of the Year Edition is released October 14, and that is probably going to destory most other things in my life for about a month. Oblivion: GOTYE did only about 2 weeks because I only bought it at random. I needed something to do over the summer and "100 hours+" was good for me.

This site is stupid hard to get noticed on, if your not very friendly.

A Thought:

TIME IS BULLSHIT. I WANT FALLOUT 3 NOW.

As I see it, there are four ways to get noticed on this site.

1. Draw with skill and be noticed by that alone. I would like to do this, but I lack the natural talent and the determination to gain talent. Oh well...

2. Amass so many friends, that it is almost impossible to not know you. No, I'm just not very friendly.

3. Create things from your favorite show, movie, book, whatever and other fans will come. I have favorite shows, movies and all that other crap, I will not draw it unless I am sure I can do it justice.

4. The forth is to be the fetish artist. No, I do not want to be one.

:iconblackthundaga: My first account. Beware

You wanna be my friend? Sure, I'm lonely as hell.
I'll put you here, but you gotta add me too.

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I don't care what you, your mother, Bill-Bob, Mr. Over NINE-THOUSAAAAANND, the Mighty Boosh, the Magical Mystery Tour, Master Cheif, Nintendo and Friends, shitty Microsoft, THE GOVINATOR, your WERID-ASS fetish, Eli Whittney, Connway Twitty, Hank Hill, SHOOP-DA-WOOP! Peter Griffin, Cartman the Souless Bastard, a magical Bilbo, Phillip J. Fry, [adult swim], Ron White, Will Smith, Stephen King, IT, Tenacious D, Early Cuyler, Patton Oswalt, Pyramid Head, the DAMN MOON, Link, your stupid internet meme, 2+2, the Joker, Harrison Ford, Chuck Norris, SKKKKY CAAASTLLLEEE, SNAAAAAAKE!!11, the dark, YET jolly insanity inside me, Newgrounds, or THE GRANDMAMA has to say.

'Cause I OWN THEM ALL. Not your fetish, though.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: That's just retarded
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: XXXXXXXXXXL
  • Print preference: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL
  • Interests: Gaming, Reading, Thinking
  • Favourite movie: s Too many to list here
  • Favourite band or musician: Michal Jackson's kickass.
  • Favourite genre of music: Everything
  • Favourite artist: Me
  • Favourite poet or writer: Stephen King
  • Favourite photographer: I am not gay. Sorry.
  • Favourite style of art: Everything
  • Operating System: PC of shit
  • MP3 player of choice: Yeah, like I have one of those
  • Shell of choice: Zoidburg's
  • Wallpaper of choice: What the Fuck does this random stuff mean?
  • Skin of choice: The greasy kind that pedofiles love
  • Favourite game: Fallout 3 & TLoZ: Twilight Princess
  • Favourite gaming platform: The ol' 64
  • Favourite cartoon character: The funny one
  • Personal Quote: Death took him in his sleep, beacause if he had been awake, there would have been a fight.
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencil & MS Paint

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:iconzzonicfanatic:
your gay

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私はヴァネサ永久に愛する
That's all there is to it!... ヴァネサは私へすべてである that too...
:iconwilliamwrathman:
Dude...NEVER.

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Don't Read This Stupid.
Oh Shit...You read it, didn't you?
Well, sorry about your face melting.
Hope you didn't soil yourself in pain,
while you rolled iin the floor screaming agony.
You'll problably never going to see this part, so :finger:.
:iconzzonicfanatic:
O.O Never is is impying as not ever happening and in infit time.. somthing is bound to happen... Soon my friend... You will be... even if you don't want to someday you will be butt raped

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私はヴァネサ永久に愛する
That's all there is to it!... ヴァネサは私へすべてである that too...
:iconwilliamwrathman:
Don't be getin' oll psyi-chi-de-lic on me!
I'll be stomppin' a mudhole in yo'r ass so hard and fast, that I won't stop till I'm wearin' a sock made o' dried sh*t!

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Don't Read This Stupid.
Oh Shit...You read it, didn't you?
Well, sorry about your face melting.
Hope you didn't soil yourself in pain,
while you rolled iin the floor screaming agony.
You'll problably never going to see this part, so :finger:.
:iconluigi64:
Thanks for the fav.

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**Possible Homer Sexual**
**Fun Fact: Chances are you're reading this.**
:target: *! 3 DEV AdAm !* :target:
:iconlollermeister:
Your avatar...is the best thing I have seen. It speaks and talks and sees and hears and tastes and has a flavor. It makes me think, it thinks out loud, it loudly and proudly unshrouds its cloud of how. It makes me wonder. It is wonder. Full of wonder, wonder-full. Sure, it seems nothing-ish. But it says it all and more with all that. Congratules. Encoreds. Scylla Bravotes. Applaudicule. A cat is fine, too.

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This never happened.
:iconwilliamwrathman:
Yeah, I get that a lot.

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Don't Read This Stupid.
Oh Shit...You read it, didn't you?
Well, sorry about your face melting.
Hope you didn't soil yourself in pain,
while you rolled iin the floor screaming agony.
You'll problably never going to see this part, so :finger:.
:iconlollermeister:
Oh, I'm very much incredibly sure.

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This never happened.
:iconluigi64:
Thanks for the fav(s)

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**Possible Homer Sexual**
**Fun Fact: Chances are you're reading this.**
:target: *! 3 DEV AdAm !* :target:
:iconvaportrail24:
As they are me....you have a very creative gallery....keep it up.

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Tim-Seamus-Tropez and Muse

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